Dedication to Auntie Lola

Jokes


Why did the baby cross the road? A:Because he was tied to the chicken back.

What do lions cook? A: raw meat

weird but cool

                                                     THE FACTS

1.  Chicks can breathe through their shells
2. A 300 year old hurricane on Jupiter is still going strong!
3. All horses run on their toes!
4. Some sand dunes bark(amazing.)
5. Honey never spoils! yeah!
6. The most overdue book was was 288 years late.(he owed a lot of money)  
7. Flamingos ankles look like knees. Weird*
8. 650 house flies weigh less than a ounce!!!!!!
9. Sea stars have no brains. Duh?
10. It's impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time. Eek
11. A flea can jump more than 130 times it's height!
12. The mayor of Fajitas,Texas, is a goat
13. The worlds longest cake was the size of 28 football fields
14. A Florida man can not 39 cherries with his tongue in 3 minutes
15. An 11 year old girl named the planet Pluto
16. Giraffes are the only animals born with horns

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About Funny Plaza

Funny plaza is just a blog with facts,funny comics and just fun websites!:)

for example:My Mozart comic,I got it from:www. yahoo. com. 

Funny plaza may not have all the funny facts you have dreamed of but here's a cool picture(left). 

The Mozart Comic

Mozart as a child, funny eh?

I guess the instructor is not pleased with his note!:0

You know i got in trouble with my dad for using a tone but not this kind!